Friday, April 15, 2011

happy birthday love poems

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. ~Seven Wright

A stiff apology is a second insult.... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt. ~G.K. Chesterton

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine. ~Robert C. Gallagher

Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check. ~M.C. Escher

A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive great ones. ~Lord Chesterfield

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. ~Howard W. Newton

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain. ~Gene Perret

Women are always beautiful. ~Ville Valo

The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. ~John McNulty

There are only two great currents in the history of mankind: the baseness which makes conservatives and the envy which makes revolutionaries. ~Edmond de Goncourt and Jules de Goncourt

Waste is worse than loss. The time is coming when every person who lays claim to ability will keep the question of waste before him constantly. The scope of thrift is limitless. ~Thomas A. Edison

They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards. ~Creighton W. Abrams

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. ~George Fisher

How long can men thrive between walls of brick, walking on asphalt pavements, breathing the fumes of coal and of oil, growing, working, dying, with hardly a thought of wind, and sky, and fields of grain, seeing only machine-made beauty, the mineral-like quality of life? ~Charles A. Lindbergh, Reader's Digest, November 1939

Old age lives minutes slowly, hours quickly; childhood chews hours and swallows minutes. ~Malcolm de Chazal Old age puts more wrinkles in our minds than on our faces. ~Michel de Montaigne

Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason. They made no such demand upon those who wrote them. ~Charles Caleb Colton

I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace. ~Terri Guillemets

If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it. ~Austin O'Malley

Socrates learned to dance when he was seventy because he felt that an essential part of himself had been neglected. ~Source Unknown

To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of ignorance. ~A. Bronson Alcott

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