Friday, April 29, 2011

quotes for today

quotes for today

quotes for today quotes for today quotes for today

quotes for today quotes for today quotes for today

Turn your wounds into wisdom. ~Oprah Winfrey

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything. ~Michael Bamberger

The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics. ~Jason Love

I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! ~Author Unknown

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. ~Author Unknown

The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature. ~Alfred North Whitehead

Truth is not determined by majority vote. ~Doug Gwyn

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. ~William Saroyan

Our only hope for the redemption of woman from the thralldom of dress lies in the belief that her hitherto limited sphere of activities has been so insufficient for her intellectual occupations that she has been forced to expend her thoughts in decorating her person, instead of enlarging her mind. ~Mercy B. Jackson

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else. ~Emily Dickinson

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off. ~Author Unknown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

A quotation at the right moment is like bread in a famine. ~Talmud

And who can doubt that it will lead to the worst disorders when minds created free by God are compelled to submit slavishly to an outside will? When we are told to deny our senses and subject them to the will of others? ~Galileo Galilei

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear. ~Author Unknown

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent. ~Robert Brault,

Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. ~Yiddish Proverb

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. ~Robin Williams, 1986

The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself, and for the firefighter it is fire. ~Larry Brown

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