funny song quotes

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. ~Henry Ford



Don't smother each other. No one can grow in shade. ~Leo Buscaglia



The cat loves fish, but she's loath to wet her feet. ~Proverb



Congratulations! You're not perfect! It's ridiculous to want to be perfect anyway. But then, everybody's ridiculous sometimes, except perfect people. You know what perfect is? Perfect is not eating or drinking or talking or moving a muscle or making even the teensiest mistake. Perfect is never doing anything wrong - which means never doing anything at all. Perfect is boring! So you're not perfect! Wonderful! Have fun! Eat things that give you bad breath! Trip over your own shoelaces! Laugh! Let somebody else laugh at you! Perfect people never do any of those things. All they do is sit around and sip weak tea and think about how perfect they are. But they're really not one-hundred-percent perfect anyway. You should see them when they get the hiccups! Phooey! Who needs 'em? You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they're a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week. ~Stephen Manes, Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!



I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. ~Sylvia Plath



Losers quit when they're tired. Winners quit when they've won. ~Author Unknown



There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them. ~Andre Gide



A man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth. ~Luke 12:15



The chains that bind us most closely are the ones we have broken. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



If you've lost your enthusiasm, there's no better place to find it than on a skipping excursion. And, you might just find your lost youth as well! ~Jessi Lane Adams



Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. ~Napoleon Bonaparte



God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? ~Graffiti



A part of this strangeness of dress is that it links the biological body to the social being, and public to private. ~Elizabeth Wilson



Some people dream of success... while others wake up and work hard at it. ~Author Unknown



Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.



Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? ~Author Unknown



There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the existence of a 'hottest part' implies a temperature difference, and any marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat engine and make some other part of hell comfortably cool. This is obviously impossible. ~Richard Davisson



Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. ~Oprah Winfrey



My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing. ~Aldous Huxley