Friday, April 29, 2011

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All women's dresses, in every age and country, are merely variations on the eternal struggle between the admitted desire to dress and the unadmitted desire to undress. ~Lin Yutang



Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor. ~James Russell Lowell



It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~Johann Schiller



Most of our diversions do not so much delay death as accustom us to it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. ~Mark Twain



Harmony seldom makes a headline. ~Silas Bent



An idea whose time has come was waiting there all along. ~Carrie Latet



No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. ~Winston Churchill



The I in illness is isolation, and the crucial letters in wellness are we. ~Author unknown, as quoted in Mimi Guarneri, The Heart Speaks: A Cardiologist Reveals the Secret Language of Healing



"What's for dinner?" is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? ~Maurice Freehill



It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. ~J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore



The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. ~Author Unknown



I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream. ~Heywood Broun



Prepare and prevent, don't repair and repent. ~Author Unknown



We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. ~Thomas Fuller



Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown



Church tax exemption means that we all drop our money in the collection boxes, whether we go to church or not and whether we are interested in the church or not. It is systematic and complete robbery, from which none of us escapes. ~E. Haldeman-Julius, The Church Is a Burden, Not a Benefit, In Social Life



The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. ~William A. Ward



Don't look for God where He is needed most; if you didn't bring Him there, He isn't there. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

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