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Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. ~Gertrude Stein
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? ~Steven Wright
Beware of making your moral staple consist of the negative virtues. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Talk to people about themselves and they will listen for hours. ~Benjamin Disraeli
The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it. ~Arthur Schopenhauer
It's easy to make a buck. It's a lot tougher to make a difference. ~Tom Brokaw
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. ~Aldous Huxley
You take my life when you do take the means whereby I live. ~William Shakespeare
To feel keenly the poetry of a morning's roses, one has to have just escaped from the claws of this vulture which we call sickness. ~Henri Frederic Amiel
Brains are an asset, if you hide them. ~Mae West
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. ~Isaac Asimov
One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it. ~George MacDonald
True love is a discipline in which each divines the secret self of the other and refuses to believe in the mere daily self. ~William Butler Yeats
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. ~Mark Twain
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. ~Fran Lebowitz
Humility is to make a right estimate of one's self. ~Charles Haddon Spurgeon
A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors. ~Benjamin Franklin
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. ~Mark Twain, Notebook, 1902
There is only one way in which a person acquires a new idea: by the combination or association of two or more ideas he already has into a new juxtaposition in such a manner as to discover a relationship among them of which he was not previously aware. ~Francis A. Cartier
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. ~Penn Jillett
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