funny quote
No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting. ~Mary Wortley Montagu
Yes, to be a good parent, you have to sacrifice, but this is not a requirement of parenting, it is a requirement of being good at something. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. ~Pope John XXIII
When you possess light within, you see it externally. ~Anais Nin
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves; we are underlings. ~William Shakespeare
God himself took a day to rest in, and a good man's grave is his Sabbath. ~John Donne
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it - the same night, as a matter of fact. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 9
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. ~Jean Kerr
Spirituality is... the awareness that survival is the savage fight between you and yourself. ~Author Unknown
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown
No pleasure endures unseasoned by variety. ~Publilius Syrus
We "need" cancer because, by the very fact of its incurability, it makes all other diseases, however virulent, not cancer. ~Gilbert Adair, "Under the Sign of Cancer," Myths and Memories, 1986
My sister and I, you will recollect, were twins, and you know how subtle are the links which bind two souls which are so closely allied. ~Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Speckled Band
Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon. ~Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Lisa Simpson
There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them. ~Andre Gide
A song has a few rights the same as ordinary citizens... if it happens to feel like flying where humans cannot fly... to scale mountains that are not there, who shall stop it? ~Charles Ives
The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful. ~e.e. cummings
True love stories never have endings. ~Richard Bach (Thanks, Bonnie)
Come, let's be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with. ~Charles Dickens
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up. ~Tommy Bolt
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