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My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. ~Koos Brandt



Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. ~Dave Barry



Nothing reduces the odds against you like ignoring them. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. ~Author Unknown



To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up. ~Oscar Wilde



Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. ~Langdon Mitchell



Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together. ~Author Unknown



We can often endure an extra pound of pain far more easily than we can suffer the withdrawal of an ounce of accustomed pleasure. ~Sydney J. Harris



It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. ~Robert Benchley



Life is not a final. It's daily pop quizzes. ~Author Unknown



When you have to make a choice and don't make it, that is in itself a choice. ~William James



Never support two weaknesses at the same time. It's your combination sinners - your lecherous liars and your miserly drunkards - who dishonor the vices and bring them into bad repute. ~Thornton Wilder



One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe



Happiness held is the seed; happiness shared is the flower. ~Author Unknown



As the sun colors flowers, so does art color life. ~John Lubbock



Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. ~Andre Norton



No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients. ~Hindu Proverb



Philo began laying out his vision for what television could become. Above all else... television would become the world's greatest teaching tool. Illiteracy would be wiped out. The immediacy of television was the key. As news happened viewers would watch it unfold live; no longer would we have to rely on people interpreting and distorting the news for us. We would be watching sporting events and symphony orchestras. Instead of going to the movies, the movies would come to us. Television would also bring about world peace. If we were able to see people in other countries and learn about our differences, why would there be any misunderstandings? War would be a thing of the past. ~Evan I. Schwartz, The Last Lone Inventor, about Philo T. Farnsworth, the inventor of television



The doubter is a true man of science; he doubts only himself and his interpretations, but he believes in science. ~Claude Bernard



Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf. ~Native American Indian Proverb