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A living civilization creates; a dying, builds museums. ~Martin H. Fischer



Software is slowing faster than hardware is accelerating. ~Martin Reiser, quoted by Nicklaus Wirth, 1995, which spawned "Grove giveth, and Gates taketh away," author unknown, referring to CEOs of Intel and Microsoft



Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. ~Author Unknown



You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go to a noisy place and look in the quiet corners. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes



I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul. No, give me a ruined complexion and a lost figure and sixteen chins on a farmyard of Crow's feet and an obvious wig. Then you shall see me coming out strong. ~George Bernard Shaw, to Mrs. Patrick Campbell



I can see the orange haze on the horizon as the morning exhales a yawn, and seems to be ready to rise. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard Shaw



The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912



Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back in the cow, you know. ~Aunt Bee Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show



Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored. ~Gene Perret



A day of battle is a day of harvest for the devil. ~William Hooke



I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate. ~Lucan



The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? ~Martin H. Fischer



Leave your drugs in the chemist's pot if you can heal the patient with food. ~Hippocrates



Joy is a flower that blooms when you do. ~Author Unknown



Irons rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. ~Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks, 1508



A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray." ~Alan Sherman



Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. ~Robert Orben



We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse. ~Author Unknown