quotes on lohri

Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero. ~Author Unknown



You heard about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand. ~Jason Cahill, The Sopranos, "Meadowlands," original airdate 31 January 1999, spoken by the character Corrado "Junior" Soprano



What a sink of madness is man's mind! ~"The Mission," Chapter 8



Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys. ~Oscar Wilde



Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock. ~Woody Allen, "My Speech to the Graduates," Side Effects, 1980



Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. ~Sydney J. Harris



Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them. ~Oscar Wilde



The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. ~Amy Weintraub



It seems to me that the problem with diaries, and the reason that most of them are so boring, is that every day we vacillate between examining our hangnails and speculating on cosmic order. ~Ann Beattie, Picturing Will, 1989



Chase down your passion like it's the last bus of the night. ~Terri Guillemets



He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. ~Author Unknown



Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion. ~Francis Bacon, Essays: Of Atheism, 1625



One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human. ~George Santayana



My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right. ~Arthur Schopenhauer



An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it. ~Mahatma Gandhi An exaggeration is a truth that has lost its temper. ~Kahlil Gibran



The market does not beat them. They beat themselves, because though they have brains they cannot sit tight. ~Jesse Livermore



The daily grind of hard work gets a person polished. ~Author Unknown



Women know not the whole of their coquetry. ~Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld, Maxims