quotes about best friends being crazy

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. ~Benjamin Franklin



Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment. ~Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave



Among the notable things about fire is that it also requires oxygen to burn - exactly like its enemy, life. Thereby are life and flames so often compared. ~Otto Weininger



The houses of lawyers are roofed with the skins of litigants. ~Welsh Proverb



It's wonderful to watch a pretty woman with character grow beautiful. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



What is the first business of philosophy? To part with self-conceit. For it is impossible for anyone to begin to learn what he thinks that he already knows. ~Epictetus, Discourses



Ignorance and prejudice are fuelling the spread of a preventable disease. World AIDS Day, 1 December is an opportunity for people worldwide to unite in the fight against HIV and AIDS.... It's up to you, me and us to stop the spread of HIV and end prejudice. ~worldaidsday.org, 2006



If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. ~Jason Love



Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. ~Janet Lane



Don't make excuses - make good. ~Elbert Hubbard



Don't ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive. ~Attributed to Howard Thurman



There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. ~Robert Lynd, The Blue Lion and Other Essays



Hearing protection is a sound investment. ~Author Unknown



Who wants to live with one foot in hell just for the sake of nostalgia? Our time is forever now! ~Alice Childress



There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America. ~William J. Clinton There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America. ~William J. Clinton



Death is the surest calculation that can be made. ~Ludwig B�chner, Force and Matter



Sometimes it is useful to know how large your zero is. ~Author Unknown



Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset. ~Clare Booth Luce



Dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask. ~X-Files



Ideas are like wandering sons. They show up when you least expect them. ~Bern Williams