i love you best friend poems

Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 18



Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now. ~Charles Barkley



Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. ~Ambrose Bierce



When men grow virtuous in their old age, they only make a sacrifice to God of the devil's leavings. ~Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1711



We cannot command Nature except by obeying her. ~Francis Bacon



It is labour indeed that puts the difference on everything. ~John Locke, An Essay Concerning Human Understanding, 1690



Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day. ~Brendan Francis



A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. ~Author Unknown



You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 17



At sixteen I was stupid, confused and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise, self-confident, prepossessing and assertive. At forty-five I am stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. Who would have supposed that maturity is only a short break in adolescence? ~Jules Feiffer



There are so many little dyings that it doesn't matter which of them is death. ~Kenneth Patchen



Property is intended to serve life, and no matter how much we surround it with rights and respect, it has no personal being. It is part of the earth man walks on. It is not man. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.



The men of the technostructure are the new and universal priesthood. Their religion is business success; their test of virtue is growth and profit. Their bible is the computer printout; their communion bench is the committee room. ~J.K. Galbraith, The Age of Uncertainty, 1977



Bread is for us a kind of successor to the motherly breast, and it has been over the centuries responsible for billions of sighs of satisfaction. ~Margaret Visser



When one subtracts from life infancy (which is vegetation), sleep, eating and swilling, buttoning and unbuttoning - how much remains of downright existence? The summer of a dormouse. ~Lord Byron



If you want to ruin the truth, stretch it. ~Author Unknown



When you retire, think and act as if you were still working; when you're still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired. ~Author Unknown



Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one! ~John A. MacDonald



Without freedom, no one really has a name. ~Milton Acorda



Dare to do things worthy of imprisonment if you mean to be of consequence. ~Juvenal