happy birthday greetings quotes

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez



The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts. ~Marcus Aurelius Antonius



Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain. ~Alec Douglas Home



There is a wonder in reading Braille that the sighted will never know: to touch words and have them touch you back. ~Jim Fiebig



Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons



They cannot take away our self-respect if we do not give it to them. ~Mahatma Gandhi



In the old days a man who saved money was a miser; nowadays he's a wonder. ~Author Unknown



In trying to get our own way, we should remember that kisses are sweeter than whine. ~Author Unknown



Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway. ~Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975



A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. ~Ella Harris



A metaphor is like a simile. ~Author Unknown



Science does not know its debt to imagination. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet. ~Oliver Herford



Practical life teaches us that people may differ and that both may be wrong: it also teaches us that people may differ and both be right. Anchor yourself fast in the latter faith, or the former will sweep your heart away. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. ~Elayne Boosler



It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. ~Benjamin Disraeli



If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say, in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well, this isn't too bad. I don't have my left arm anymore, but at least nobody will ever ask me whether I am right-handed or left-handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of "Aaaaah! My arm! My arm!" ~Lemony Snicket



Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow. ~Edward Sandford Martin



Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun? ~Bob Hope



Hitler destroyed the German university with design; we destroyed ours without. ~Martin H. Fischer