good morning pictures with quotes

Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves. ~Gene Fowler, Skyline, 1961



A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. ~Author Unknown



I recoil with horror at the ferociousness of man. Will nations never devise a more rational umpire of differences than force? Are there no means of coercing injustice more gratifying to our nature than a waste of the blood of thousands and of the labor of millions of our fellow creatures? ~Thomas Jefferson



Acedia is not in every dictionary; just in every heart. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



There is an instinct in a woman to love most her own child - and an instinct to make any child who needs her love, her own. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



An honorable man will not be bullied by a hypothesis. ~Bergen Evans, "A Tale of a Tub," The Natural History of Nonsense



When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown



There are offences given and offences not given but taken. ~Izaak Walton



To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color is like living in Alaska and being against snow. ~William Faulkner



Art is your emotions flowing in a river of imagination. ~Devin, Los Cerros Middle School, 1999



The happiness of most people is not ruined by great catastrophes or fatal errors, but by the repetition of slowly destructive little things. ~Ernest Dimnet



I don't know that there are haunted houses. I know that there are dark staircases and haunted people. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Time is like the wind, it lifts the light and leaves the heavy. ~Domenico Cieri Estrada



The tassel's worth the hassle! ~Author Unknown



I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake. ~Rene Descartes, "Meditations on First Philosophy"



I did not use paint, I made myself up morally. ~Eleanora Duse, Le Gaulois, 1922



Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. ~Fred Allen



Congratulations! You're not perfect! It's ridiculous to want to be perfect anyway. But then, everybody's ridiculous sometimes, except perfect people. You know what perfect is? Perfect is not eating or drinking or talking or moving a muscle or making even the teensiest mistake. Perfect is never doing anything wrong - which means never doing anything at all. Perfect is boring! So you're not perfect! Wonderful! Have fun! Eat things that give you bad breath! Trip over your own shoelaces! Laugh! Let somebody else laugh at you! Perfect people never do any of those things. All they do is sit around and sip weak tea and think about how perfect they are. But they're really not one-hundred-percent perfect anyway. You should see them when they get the hiccups! Phooey! Who needs 'em? You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they're a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week. ~Stephen Manes, Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!



Reading without reflecting is like eating without digesting. ~Edmund Burke



Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. ~Abraham Lincoln