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Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason. They made no such demand upon those who wrote them. ~Charles Caleb Colton



It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. ~Mark Twain



The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living. ~Will Rogers



Keep an eye on the cat and another on the frying pan. ~Proverb



The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination. ~Marian Zimmer Bradley



God not only sends special angels into our lives, but sometimes He even sends them back again if we forget to take notes the first time! ~Quoted in The Angels' Little Instruction Book by Eileen Elias Freeman, 1994



Happiness is a way station between too little and too much. ~Channing Pollock, Mr. Moneypenny



God created sex. Priests created marriage. ~Voltaire



I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the "history" I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America's traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it's a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all. ~Ellen Orleans



No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows. ~J. Robert Oppenheimer



It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner



I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. ~Bella Abzug



The whole history of physics proves that a new discovery is quite likely lurking at the next decimal place. ~F.K. Richtmeyer



For he is our peace, who hath made both one, and hath broken down the middle wall of partition between us. ~Ephesians 2:14



Who wants to live with one foot in hell just for the sake of nostalgia? Our time is forever now! ~Alice Childress



I enjoy mowing the lawn, it relaxes me. It gets me outdoors, it's good exercise, the freshly cut grass smells great, and the engine is loud enough that I'm sure no one else can hear my thoughts - or intrude upon them. ~Astrid Alauda



If a man harbors any sort of fear, it percolates through all thinking, damages his personality and makes him a landlord to a ghost. ~Lloyd Douglas



History is a bath of blood. ~William James, Memories and Studies



If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. ~Jason Love



Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ~Woody Allen