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For the happiest life, rigorously plan your days, leave your nights open to chance. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. ~J.C. Snead, on his putting



Trumpets! Lightnings! The earth trembles! But into the Virgin's womb thou didst descent with noiseless tread. ~Agathias Scholasticus



Love makes time pass; time makes love pass. ~French Proverb



America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense... human rights invented America. ~Jimmy Carter



Have not I myself known five hundred living soldiers sabred into crows' meat for a piece of glazed cotton, which they call their flag; which had you sold it at any market-cross, would not have brought above three groschen? ~Thomas Carlyle, "Sartor Resartus"



Many continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game. ~George Mikes, How to Be an Alien, 1946



They lard their lean books with the fat of others' works. ~Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy, 1621



I venture to maintain that there are multitudes to whom the necessity of discharging the duties of a butcher would be so inexpressibly painful and revolting, that if they could obtain a flesh diet on no other condition, they would relinquish it forever. ~W.E.H. Lecky



Religion is the metaphysics of the masses. ~Arthur Schopenhauer



Don't argue with people who write with digital ink and pay by the kilowatt-hour. ~Don Rittner



I hate American simplicity. I glory in the piling up of complications of every sort. If I could pronounce the name James in any different or more elaborate way I should be in favor of doing it. ~Henry James



I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. ~Michelangelo



If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie? ~Author Unknown



Slight not what's near through aiming at what's far. ~Euripides



Diseases can be our spiritual flat tires - disruptions in our lives that seem to be disasters at the time but end by redirecting our lives in a meaningful way. ~Bernie S. Siegel



How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. ~Carol Sobieski and Thomas Meehan, Annie



It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



After a visit to the beach, it's hard to believe that we live in a material world. ~Pam Shaw