Saturday, April 16, 2011

wallpaper of funny quotes

wallpaper of funny quotes

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God give me the strength to face a fact though it slay me. ~Thomas Huxley

The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats

Learning Zen is a phenomenon of gold and dung. Before you understand it, it's like gold; after you understand it, it's like dung. ~Zen Saying

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. ~Charles Dickens

Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful. ~William Morris

We'd never know how high we are, till we are called to rise; and then, if we are true to plan, our statures touch the sky. ~Emily Dickinson

If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon. ~George Aiken

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. ~John Gunther

All the windows of my heart I open to the day. ~John Greenleaf Whittier

Authors and lovers always suffer some infatuation, from which only absence can set them free. ~Samuel Johnson

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. ~Author Unknown

I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby. ~Nancie J. Carmody

I don't know that there are haunted houses. I know that there are dark staircases and haunted people. ~Robert Brault,

The place was always cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck. ~Andre Dawson, on Montreal

Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious! ~Jessi Lane Adams

Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant. ~Jim Cole

At Christmas, all roads lead home. ~Marjorie Holmes

The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on. ~Robert Brault,

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience. ~Robert Fulghum

Virtue would not go to such lengths if vanity did not keep her company. ~Fran�ois de la Rochefoucauld

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