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I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had. ~From the television show The Wonder Years



Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



The man who promises everything is sure to fulfill nothing, and everyone who promises too much is in danger of using evil means in order to carry out his promises, and is already on the road to perdition. ~Carl Jung



The commands of democracy are as imperative as its privileges and opportunities are wide and generous. Its compulsion is upon us. ~Woodrow Wilson



We have too many high sounding words and too few actions that correspond with them. ~Abigail Adams



The Reagan Administration has fostered a climate in which a barest majority of the Supreme Court caters to the passions and hatreds of the American mob, stripping away the constitutional shield outside our bedrooms.... How tragically ironic that an Administration that promised to get Government "off our backs" is now so active in draping Government gumshoes over every part of our anatomies. ~Carl T. Rowan



Nothing so soothes our vanity as a display of greater vanity in others; it make us vain, in fact, of our modesty. ~Louis Kronenberger



Silence is the fabric upon which the notes are woven. ~Lawrence Duncan



You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door. ~Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit, 1887



God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion. ~Fernand Mery



A sister smiles when one tells one's stories - for she knows where the decoration has been added. ~Chris Montaigne



You know those days when you've got the mean reds.... the blues are because you're getting fat or maybe it's been raining too long. You're sad, that's all. But the mean reds are horrible. You're afraid and you sweat like hell, but you don't know what you're afraid of. Except something bad is going to happen, only you don't know what it is. ~Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1958, spoken by the character Holly Golightly



God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say "thank you?" ~William A. Ward



Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. ~John F. Kennedy, 1961



It was times like these when I thought my father, who hated guns and had never been to any wars, was the bravest man who ever lived. ~Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird



An unwatched pot boils immediately. ~H.F. Ellis



Oh the powers of nature. She knows what we need, and the doctors know nothing. ~Benvenuto Cellini



Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. ~Theodore Geisel



If we would see others as they see themselves, our shyness would soon become compassion. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



When hope is hungry, everything feeds it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960