quotes for girls attitude

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. ~John Perry Barlow



What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? ~Erma Bombeck



People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. ~Bob Hope



America is God's crucible, the great Melting-Pot where all the races of Europe are melting and reforming!... The real American has not yet arrived. He is only in the crucible, I tell you - he will be the fusion of all races. ~Israel Zangwill



Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. ~Jonathan Swift



The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears. ~John Vance Cheney



Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. ~Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance



Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. ~Mildred Barthel



Most horror movies are certainly that. ~Brendan Francis



I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. ~Author Unknown



Home ought to be our clearinghouse, the place from which we go forth lessoned and disciplined, and ready for life. ~Kathleen Norris



TV. If kids are entertained by two letters, imagine the fun they'll have with twenty-six. Open your child's imagination. Open a book. ~Author Unknown



Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it. ~Albert Smith



I could prove God statistically. Take the human body alone - the chances that all the functions of an individual would just happen is a statistical monstrosity. ~George Gallup I could smell myself awake with that coffee. ~Jaesse Tyler



Flowers seem intended for the solace of ordinary humanity. ~John Ruskin



Injustice is relatively easy to bear; it is justice that hurts. ~H.L. Mencken



A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance. ~Saul Bellow



The dog is the only animal that has seen his god. ~Author Unknown



Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. ~Homer Simpson Marriage ceremony: an incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family. ~O.C. Ogilvie