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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. ~Lord Chesterfield



You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. ~Harriet Woods



I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. ~Robert Frost



A half-baked idea is okay as long as it's in the oven. ~Author Unknown



Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Sandra J. Dykes



You know, I have never understood the male obsession with lesbianism - a whole area of sex with nothing for them to do. Just answered my own question, haven't I? ~Coupling, "Inferno," original airdate 2 June 2000, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Sally



Life is like sailing. You can use any wind to go in any direction. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Instead of complaining that the rosebush is full of thorns, be happy that the thorn bush has roses. ~Proverb



If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. ~Johnny Carson



There are far too many men in politics and not enough elsewhere. ~Hermione Gingold



There is no education like adversity. ~Disraeli



Artists are just children who refuse to put down their crayons. ~Al Hirschfeld



To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. ~Farmer's Almanac, 1978



The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking, but that he won't let you stop listening. ~Author Unknown The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. ~Elbert Hubbard



I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much. ~Mother Teresa



The best way to predict your future is to create it. ~Peter Drucker



Who covets more, is evermore a slave. ~Robert Herrick



An aphorism is a single sentence that totally exhausts its subject. ~Robert Brault



A faith like Lincoln's would transform the world! ~James Oppenheim



The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. ~Peggy Ryan