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Grammar is the grave of letters. ~Elbert Hubbard



Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Sandra J. Dykes



We have five senses in which we glory and which we recognize and celebrate, senses that constitute the sensible world for us. But there are other senses - secret senses, sixth senses, if you will - equally vital, but unrecognized, and unlauded. ~Oliver Sacks



The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway of the weak, became a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. ~Thomas Carlyle



Bad men excuse their faults; good men abandon them. ~Author Unknown



Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. ~American Proverb



It seems a long time since the morning mail could be called correspondence. ~Jacques Barzun, God's Country and Mine, 1954



They lard their lean books with the fat of others' works. ~Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy, 1621



How is one to live a moral and compassionate existence when one finds darkness not only in one's culture but within oneself? There are simply no answers to some of the great pressing questions. You continue to live them out, making your life a worthy expression of leaning into the light. ~Barry Lopez, Arctic Dreams How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge



And see, no longer blinded by our eyes. ~Rupert Brooke



He that struggles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. ~Edmund Burke, The Revolution in France, 1790



By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower. ~Rabindrath Tagore



Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians. ~Charles Krauthammer



If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. ~Will Rogers



You can live for years next door to a big pine tree, honored to have so venerable a neighbor, even when it sheds needles all over your flowers or wakes you, dropping big cones onto your deck at still of night. ~Denise Levertov



Gift, like genius, I often think only means an infinite capacity for taking pains. ~Jane Ellice Hopkins



Here is my advice as we begin the century that will lead to 2081. First, guard the freedom of ideas at all costs. Be alert that dictators have always played on the natural human tendency to blame others and to oversimplify. And don't regard yourself as a guardian of freedom unless you respect and preserve the rights of people you disagree with to free, public, unhampered expression. ~Gerard K. O'Neill, 2081



The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success. ~Author Unknown



Coffee in England is just toasted milk. ~Author Unknown



I think there's just one kind of folks. Folks. ~Harper Lee