Friday, April 15, 2011

happy fathers day poems

happy fathers day poems

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The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see. ~Author Unknown

Entire new continents can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the Department of Motor Vehicles. ~Dave Barry, Dave Barry in Cyberspace

Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it. ~Horace

No sight is more provocative of awe than is the night sky. ~Llewelyn Powys

The reaction to any word may be, in an individual, either a mob-reaction or an individual reaction. It is up to the individual to ask himself: Is my reaction individual, or am I merely reacting from my mob-self? When it comes to the so-called obscene words, I should say that hardly one person in a million escapes mob-reaction. ~D.H. Lawrence

Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment. ~Seneca

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life. ~Jean Giraudoux, Amphitryon, 1929

From an aunt, long ago: "Death has come for me many times but finds me always in my lovely garden and leaves me there, I think, as an excuse to return." ~Robert Brault,

Nowadays you envy a manic-depressive. Half the time he's happy, the other half he's right. ~Robert Brault,

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it. ~Will Rogers

There is luxury in self-reproach.... When we blame ourselves we feel no one else has a right to blame us. ~Oscar Wilde

Everyday people are straying away from the church and going back to God. ~Lennie Bruce, The Essential Lennie Bruce, 1972

The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. ~Fred Barling, "Humorscope"

Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October�s days. ~Author Unknown

All the mind's activity is easy if it is not subjected to reality. ~Marcel Proust, Remembrance of Things Past: Cities of the Plain

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. ~William D. Tammeus

What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch. ~Jane Wagner, The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, 1985, performed by Lily Tomlin

I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days. ~Author Unknown

When you're happy, I'm happy. When you're sad, I'm sad. When you're lonely, call me! ~Author Unknown

Almost overnight, the Internet's gone from a technical wonder to a business must. ~Bill Schrader

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