funny sayings and quotes about friends
Do not confuse your vested interests with ethics. Do not identify the enemies of your privilege with the enemies of humanity. ~Max Lerner, Actions and Passions, 1949
You don't carry in your countenance a letter of recommendation. ~Charles Dickens, Barnaby Rudge
You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with. ~Wayne W. Dyer
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation. ~Laurence J. Peter
When a programming language is created that allows programmers to program in simple English, it will be discovered that programmers cannot speak English. ~Author Unknown
My boyfriend asked me why women think firemen are sexy, so I explained the pole theory: Men love women who slide down poles, and women love men who slide down poles. Subject dropped. ~Terri Guillemets
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil. ~Author Unknown
Life is like an onion; you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it. ~James Gibbons Huneker
One bright day in the middle of night two dead boys rose to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot one another. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and saved the lives of the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. ~Author Unknown
Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. ~Ted Williams
In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence. ~Rosanne Amberson
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us. ~Laurence J. Peter
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. ~Lewis Grizzard
Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. ~John Wesley
It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. ~Grace Hopper
Time is a brisk wind, for each hour it brings something new... but who can understand and measure its sharp breath, its mystery and its design? ~Paracelsus
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. ~Spanish Proverb
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. ~Betsy Salkind
The study of history is the playground of patriotism. ~George M. Wrong
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