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If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up. ~J.A. McIntosh



April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary



When life takes the wind out of your sails, it is to test you at the oars. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



May you get what you wish for. ~Old Chinese Curse



With my full philosophical rucksack I can only climb slowly up the mountain of mathematics. ~Ludwig Wittgenstein, Culture and Value



Are bombs the only way of setting fire to the spirit of a people? Is the human will as inert as the past two world-wide wars would indicate? ~Gregory Clark



An idea whose time has come was waiting there all along. ~Carrie Latet



The sun is but a morning star. ~Henry David Thoreau, Walden



You can't have everything... where would you put it? ~Steven Wright



History, that excitable and unreliable old lady. ~Guy de Maupassant, Sur l'Eau



Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated. ~Paulette Bates Alden



If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Attributed to Claudia Ghandi If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Attributed to Claudia Ghandi



You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. ~Trey Parker & Matt Stone, South Park



To him whose elastic and vigorous thought keeps pace with the sun, the day is a perpetual morning. ~Henry David Thoreau



As long as I can I will look at this world for both of us. As long as I can I will laugh with the birds, I will sing with the flowers, I will pray to the stars, for both of us. ~Sascha, as posted on motivateus.com As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death. ~George Bernard Shaw



Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile. ~Author Unknown



Friends and neighbors complain that taxes are indeed very heavy, and if those laid on by the government were the only ones we had to pay, we might the more easily discharge them; but we have many others, and much more grievous to some of us. We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our pride, and four times as much by our folly. ~Benjamin Franklin



I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable. ~Sherry Glaser



A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist. ~Stewart Alsop



I used to love night best but the older I get the more treasures and hope and joy I find in mornings. ~Terri Guillemets