funny quotes for sisters

Football is the opera of the people. ~Stafford Heginbotham, 1985



Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat. ~John Morley



Geometry is not true, it is advantageous. ~Henri Poincare



The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk. ~Michael Klaper



Dancing is the poetry of the foot. ~John Dryden



Love may be blind, but this I'll state - it's eagle-eyed compared to hate. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



In modern consumer society, the attack on mother-child eroticism took its total form; breastfeeding was proscribed and the breasts reserved for the husband's fetishistic delectation. At the same time, babies were segregated, put into cold beds alone and not picked up if they cried. ~Germaine Greer In most betting shops you will see three windows marked "Bet Here," but only one window with the legend "Pay Out." ~Jeffrey Bernard



The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite! ~Walter Winchell



The greatest crimes are caused by surfeit, not by want. ~Aristotle, Politics



The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt. ~Dennis Miller



We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. Dead Poet's Society



The more chance there is of stubbing your toe, the more chance you have of stepping into success. ~Author Unknown



I'll tell you a big secret, my friend: Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956



A good pun is its own reword. ~Author Unknown



Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? ~Helen Rowland



There are defeats more triumphant than victories. ~Michel de Montaigne



Traveler: "God has been mighty good to your fields, Mr. Farmer."



Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. ~Robert A. Heinlein



When we ask advice we are usually looking for an accomplice. ~Charles Varlet de La Grange, Pensees, 1872



To him that waits all things reveal themselves, provided that he has the courage not to deny, in the darkness, what he has seen in the light. ~Coventry Patmore