Thursday, April 28, 2011

funny quotes about marriage

funny quotes about marriage

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The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him. ~Leo J. Burke

Organized slaughter, we realize, does not settle a dispute; it merely silences an argument. ~James Frederick Green

Sweat silently. Let's have no squawking about a little expenditure of energy. ~Martin H. Fischer

If you cannot find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it? ~Dogen

To lovers, I devise their imaginary world, with whatever they may need, as the stars of the sky, the red, red roses by the wall, the snow of the hawthorn, the sweet strains of music, and aught else they may desire to figure to each other the lastingness and beauty of their love. ~Williston Fish, "A Last Will," 1898

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense... human rights invented America. ~Jimmy Carter

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know. ~Mistinguett (Jeanne Bourgeois), Theatre Arts, December 1955

We seek peace, knowing that peace is the climate of freedom. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

A bad system will beat a good person every time. ~W. Edwards Deming

Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power. ~Seneca

The dress must not hang on the body but follow its lines. It must accompany its wearer and when a woman smiles the dress must smile with her. ~Madeleine Vionnet

Exaggeration is a blood relation to falsehood and nearly as blamable. ~Hosea Ballou

Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy: the mad daughter of a wise mother. ~Voltaire

I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table. ~Michelle Pfeiffer

A picture, it is said, is worth a thousand words, but cannot a few well-spoken words convey as many pictures? ~Author Unknown

I had burned my candle at both ends, and I was weary of these perilous and precarious adventures which had led me - whither? I was experiencing mental fatigue, a paralysis of my energies, and all my faculties were diminishing while still in their prime, sapped by neurasthenia. Ah, how I regretted not having followed the straight roads of life! ~"The Mission," Chapter 3

Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do. ~Bruce Crampton

It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind. ~Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary

I cannot help it, - in spite of myself, infinity torments me. ~Alfred de Musset, L'Espoir en Dieu

Children are contemptuous, haughty, irritable, envious, sneaky, selfish, lazy, flighty, timid, liars and hypocrites, quick to laugh and cry, extreme in expressing joy and sorrow, especially about trifles, they'll do anything to avoid pain but they enjoy inflicting it: little men already. ~Jean de La Bruyere, Les Caracteres, 1688

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