funny quotes about friends and laughing

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. ~Marshall McLuhan



A knuckleball is a curve ball that doesn't give a damn. ~Jimmy Cannon



Is a stolen copyright a copywrong? ~Anonymous



Plant carrots in January and you'll never have to eat carrots. ~Author Unknown



It is never too late to have a happy childhood. ~Tom Robbins



As for my next book, I am going to hold myself from writing it till I have it impending in me: grown heavy in my mind like a ripe pear; pendant, gravid, asking to be cut or it will fall. ~Virginia Woolf



Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez



Losers make promises they often break. Winners make commitments they always keep. ~Denis Waitley



It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. ~Terri Minsky, Sex and the City, "The Baby Shower



Present your family and friends with their eulogies now - they won't be able to hear how much you love them and appreciate them from inside the coffin. ~Anonymous



Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. ~Gail Godwin



New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common. ~John Locke, An Essay Concerning Human Understanding



There's no other love like the love for a brother. There's no other love like the love from a brother. ~Astrid Alauda



Upturned toward the sun, eyes closed. That color and warmth I see and feel is the soul on fire. If only it remained when again my eyes opened. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



Grandmother - a wonderful mother with lots of practice. ~Author Unknown



Civilizations have been founded and maintained on theories which refused to obey facts. ~Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw, 1969



This mess is a place! ~Author Unknown



Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. ~Author Unknown



When a historian enters into metaphysics he has gone to a far country from whose bourne he will never return a historian. ~Shailer Mathews, The Spiritual Interpretation of History



Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. ~Brendan Francis