Thursday, April 28, 2011

funny quotes about ex boyfriends

funny quotes about ex boyfriends





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The best way out of a problem is through it. ~Author Unknown



I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. ~Gilda Radner



The doctor of the future will give no medication, but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, diet and in the cause and prevention of disease. ~Thomas Edison The doctor of the future will give no medicine but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease. ~Thomas Edison



I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling. ~Kimberly Jones



Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. ~Unknown high school principal



Sleep is the most moronic fraternity in the world, with the heaviest dues and the crudest rituals. ~Vladimir Nabokov



Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. ~Ambrose Bierce



Fear cannot take what you do not give it. ~Christopher Coan



I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. ~Robert Frost



Would you kill your pet dog or cat to eat it? How about an animal you're not emotionally attached to? Is the thought of slaughtering a cow or chicken or pig with your own hands too much to handle? Instead, would hiring a hit-man to do the job give you enough distance from the emotional discomfort? What animal did you put a contract out on for your supper last night? Did you at least make sure that none went to waste and to take a moment to be grateful for its sacrifice? ~Anonymous Would you touch a nettle without being stung by it? take hold of it stoutly. Do the same to other annoyances, and hardly will any thing annoy you. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



What we call human nature in actuality is human habit. ~Jewel Kilcher, Pieces of You



The world is hugged by the faithful arms of volunteers. ~Terri Guillemets



It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years? ~Author Unknown



Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof. ~John Kenneth Galbraith



What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? ~Robert H. Schuller



Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street. ~Author Unknown



God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate. ~Author Unknown



Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, but because you are. ~Author Unknown



In an underdeveloped country, don't drink the water; in a developed country, don't breathe the air. ~Changing Times magazine



In Latin America the border between soccer and politics is vague. There is a long list of governments that have fallen or been overthrown after the defeat of the national team. ~Luis Suarez

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