Thursday, April 28, 2011

funny math quotes

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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ~Author Unknown

...the powerful play goes on, and you will contribute a verse. ~Walt Whitman, "O Me! O Life!", Leaves of Grass

The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour. ~Japanese Proverb

You don't want to get to the end of life's journey and discover you never left the interstate. ~Robert Brault,

If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up. ~J.A. McIntosh

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown

My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid'll take up 100% of your time so more kids can't possibly take up more than 100% of your time. ~Karen Brown

They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression. ~Rick Majerus

What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind. ~Cleveland Amory

I liked the choreography, but I didn't care for the costumes. ~Tommy Tune, on why he never considered playing basketball

Our death is not an end if we can live on in our children and the younger generation. For they are us, our bodies are only wilted leaves on the tree of life. ~Albert Einstein

Flowers often grow more beautifully on dung-hills than in gardens that look beautifully kept. ~Saint Francis de Sales

Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake. ~Sylvester Stallone, 1990

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The next best time is now. ~Chinese Proverb

Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong? ~Holly Near

Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you reach your destiny. ~Carl Schurz

I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. ~Penny Ward Moser

He gave the world another world. ~George Santayana

Don't ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive. ~Attributed to Howard Thurman

If there be a hell upon earth, it is to be found in a melancholy man's heart. ~Robert Burton, The Anatomy of Melancholy

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