Saturday, April 16, 2011

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This is a work of fiction. All the characters in it, human and otherwise, are imaginary, excepting only certain of the fairy folk, whom it might be unwise to offend by casting doubts on their existence. Or lack thereof. ~Neil Gaiman

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. ~Author Unknown

My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit. ~Jerry Hall

The words of his mouth were smoother than butter, but war was in his heart: his words were softer than oil, yet were they drawn swords. ~Psalms 55:21

Filthy water cannot be washed. ~African Proverb

It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. ~J.C. Snead, on his putting

Ink smears, as thoughts sometimes do. ~Terri Guillemets

One may go a long way after one is tired. ~French Proverb

Nature and silence go better together. ~Astrid Alauda

O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out! ~Romans 11:33

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. ~Mark Twain

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

When one tears away the veils and shows them naked, people's souls give off such a pungent smell of decay. ~Octave Mirbeau

Poets are masters of us ordinary men, in knowledge of the mind, because they drink at streams which we have not yet made accessible to science. ~Sigmund Freud

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim. ~Edsger W. Dijkstra

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. ~Josh Billings

Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head. ~Romans 12:20

The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. ~Jack London

For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign? ~Robert Brault,

A trembling in the bones may carry a more convincing testimony than the dry documented deductions of the brain. ~Llewelyn Powers

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