Thursday, April 14, 2011

emo quotes and sayings

emo quotes and sayings

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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own. ~Jonathan Swift, The Battle of the Books, 1704

Never believe in mirrors or newspapers. ~Tom Stoppard

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. ~Mitch Kapor, variation of a quote by Jerome Weisner (Getting an education from MIT is like taking a drink from a fire hose.)

It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants. ~Author Unknown

A human being is part of the whole, called by us "Universe," a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest - a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty. ~Albert Einstein, 1950

When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour and you're sitting there drinking Diet Pepsi and eating peanuts. It just doesn't make any sense. ~David Letterman

Anxiety and distress, interrupted occasionally by pleasure, is the normal course of man's existence. ~Joseph Wood Krutch

A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. ~Author Unknown

Weed 'em and reap. ~Author Unknown

A mother understands what a child does not say. ~Author Unknown

Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies. ~Frank Gillette Burgess

Untold suffering seldom is. ~Franklin P. Jones

No date prefixed directs me in the starry rubric set. ~John Milton

If God doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you. ~Author Unknown

All sorts of bodily diseases are produced by half-used minds. ~George Bernard Shaw

War hath no fury like a noncombatant. ~Charles Edward Montague, Disenchantment

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction. ~Pascal, Pensees, 1670

They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression. ~Rick Majerus

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. ~W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949

While the spirit of neighborliness was important on the frontier because neighbors were so few, it is even more important now because our neighbors are so many. ~Lady Bird Johnson

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