Saturday, April 16, 2011

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America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you've got computer sex, you can download pornography, people are making dates with 10-year-olds. Hey, what's this? A Pepsi ad? They're ruining the integrity of the Internet! ~Jay Leno

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. ~John Barrymore

Promises make debt, and debt makes promises. ~Dutch Proverb

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. ~Author Unknown

Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

Jefferson thought schools would produce free men: we prove him right by putting dropouts in jail. ~Benjamin R. Barber

Sometimes imagination pounces; mostly it sleeps soundly in the corner, purring. ~Terri Guillemets

Most things in life are moments of pleasure and a lifetime of embarrassment; photography is a moment of embarrassment and a lifetime of pleasure. ~Tony Benn

I'd rather sit down and write a letter than call someone up. I hate the telephone. ~Henry Miller

To ridicule philosophy is really to philosophize. ~Blaise Pascal, Pensees, 1670

Freedom has its life in the hearts, the actions, the spirit of men and so it must be daily earned and refreshed - else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots, it will wither and die. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? ~Erma Bombeck

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. ~Patanjali, translated from Sanskrit

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. ~Alan Coren

Loneliness... is and always has been the central and inevitable experience of every man. ~Thomas Wolfe

We should read to give our souls a chance to luxuriate. ~Henry Miller

There is no sight on earth more appealing than the sight of a woman making dinner for someone she loves. ~Thomas Wolfe

Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life. ~Author Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ~Albert Einstein

It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion. ~Horace It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words. ~Sallust

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