Friday, April 15, 2011

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Football is a mistake. It combines two of the worst things about American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings. ~George Will

Ignorance is a right! Education is eroding one of the few democratic freedoms remaining to us. ~Christopher Andrea

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. ~Author Unknown

May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it. ~Irish Blessing

They who disbelieve in virtue because man has never been found perfect, might as reasonably deny a sun because it is not always day. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. ~Roul Turley

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. ~Mark Twain, Notebook, 1902

Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent me. ~Anatole France

I have always claimed Americans didn't want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one. ~Will Rogers

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. ~Eric Berne

I'd like to just get one of those pink clouds and put you in it and push you around. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald

They are not all saints who use holy water. ~English Proverb

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time. ~H.L. Mencken

Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ~Confucius

Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water. ~Dave Barry, Why Humor Is Funny

Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel? By th' mass and 'tis, like a camel indeed. Methinks it is like a weasel. It is backed like a weasel. Or like a whale. Very like a whale. ~William Shakespeare

Everybody's 12 years old in an apple orchard. ~Rachael Ray, Rachael Ray Show, while making autumn stew, original airdate 11 October 2007

When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels. ~Author Unknown

Fort Yuma is probably the hottest place on earth. The thermometer stays at one hundred and twenty in the shade there all the time - except when it varies and goes higher. It is a U.S. military post, and its occupants get so used to the terrific heat that they suffer without it. There is a tradition... that a very, very wicked soldier died there, once, and of course, went straight to the hottest corner of perdition, - and the next day he telegraphed back for his blankets. ~Mark Twain, Roughing It, 1872, chapter LVI

The United States has been called the melting pot of the world. But it seems to me that the colored man either missed getting into the pot or he got melted down. ~Thurgood Marshall

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